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Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

• May 13, 2013
• by Tracey Lyles

Ah, pick-up lines. Do they ever work? No. Are they cheesy and hilarious? Yes. Try not to die laughing while you read these terrible one-liners and the clever comebacks.

I would die to see you naked. Prove it.

I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby you’re making me HOT! Maybe you can go drown yourself in a cold shower…

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine. I’m on the Do Not Call list.

Baby did you fart, because you blow me away! (If you could fart on command, this would be the perfect time.)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Sure but this time, don’t stop.

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. How about I keep the $10 and never see you again?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Insult is the best way to a girl’s heart!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Go away because you’re unbearable.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. Go back to sleep.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. I only date within my species.

Has anyone ever used a terrible pick up line on you? Or did a pick-up line work on you? Let us know in the comments!

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Tracey Lyles

A hopeful romantic and enthusiastic UCLA grad, Tracey serves as Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Robbins Brothers. For leisure she enjoys shopping, dancing, hosting parties for family & friends and staying abreast of the latest celebrity news.

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