Ah, pick-up lines. Do they ever work? No. Are they cheesy and hilarious? Yes. Try not to die laughing while you read these terrible one-liners and the clever comebacks.

I would die to see you naked. Prove it.

I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby you’re making me HOT! Maybe you can go drown yourself in a cold shower…

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine. I’m on the Do Not Call list.

Baby did you fart, because you blow me away! (If you could fart on command, this would be the perfect time.)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Sure but this time, don’t stop.

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. How about I keep the $10 and never see you again?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Insult is the best way to a girl’s heart!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Go away because you’re unbearable.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. Go back to sleep.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. I only date within my species.

Has anyone ever used a terrible pick up line on you? Or did a pick-up line work on you? Let us know in the comments!

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Today’s engagement ring pick from Cupid: the sweetest heart ring for your sweetheart, with three dainty diamonds set in 10K white gold. The perfect symbol of your love that says you’ll be there forever, this ring can be worn as a promise or engagement ring. Also makes a lovely jewelry gift for that special someone who means the world to you. SKU 0385107   

This year we have 14 exquisite diamond engagement rings and promise rings that are perfect for your Valentine’s Day proposal! Check back everyday to see if your favorite engagement ring style made Cupid’s List!

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Today’s pick: a ring from the exclusive Candlelight Collection – the most romantic cushion cut diamond set in a halo setting, complete with the matching wedding band. If you’re planning to get engaged AND elope this Valentine’s Day, this is the ring for you. A stunning cushion cut diamond that will sparkle brilliantly in the candlelight is surrounded by a halo of even more diamonds. The engagement ring is accompanied with the stunning diamond band, so you’re all set for the wedding too! SKU 0388350

This year we have 14 exquisite diamond engagement rings and promise rings that are perfect for your Valentine’s Day proposal! Check back everyday to see if your favorite engagement ring style made Cupid’s List!

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Today’s pick: A rock-star engagement ring by designer Michael M. Make a bold statement of your love with this gorgeous ring featuring round side diamonds totaling 3/4 of a carat, all lighting up the stage for the one and a half carat round diamond of your choice to place at the center.  The profile is a work of art and a sure conversation starter. SKU 0380780  

This year we have 14 exquisite diamond engagement rings and promise rings that are perfect for your Valentine’s Day proposal! Check back everyday to see if your favorite engagement ring style made Cupid’s List!

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Today’s pick: a spectacular ring from the UTwo Collection, featuring princess cut diamonds surrounded by 71 prong-set round and princess cut diamonds in 14K white gold. If you’re a fan of Art Deco you’ll love the style of this unique ring. SKU 03474025 

This year we have 14 exquisite diamond engagement rings and promise rings that are perfect for your Valentine’s Day proposal! Check back everyday to see if your favorite engagement ring style made Cupid’s List!

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Today’s pick: this unique diamond engagement ring designed by Coast Diamond, with intricate rows of melee diamonds that gracefully embrace the one and a half carat round diamond of your choice in the center, beautifully set in 14K white gold. SKU 0388259

This year we have 14 exquisite diamond engagement rings and promise rings that are perfect for your Valentine’s Day proposal! Check back everyday to see if your favorite engagement ring style made Cupid’s List!

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Lingerie from Victoria’s Secret got nothing on this sexy diamond engagement ring by designer Jay Gilbert at Coast Diamond. Just check out the seductive lines of 14K white gold, the scrumptious rows of diamonds that work their way around your ring finger, the surprise of even more melee diamonds from the side angle. And then, that spectacularly indulgent halo that wraps around the diamond will take your breath away.

Cupid’s Gone Wild with this sexy engagement ring for Valentine’s Day 2012 at Robbins Brothers!

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